Really funny when you are seven and its somewhat of a novelty!! But I'm 40 next month and it's not!!
I won't go into the boring details but a mahoosive dental cock up, months of pain and numerous operations and appointments have left me looking like a extra from the Addams Family!!
I do have a very attractive plate with two teeth attached to it...but it doesn't fit very well as my gums are healing blah blah.
Mind you it looks great when imbedded in a sandwich I'm trying to eat, and is a source of great amusement to my newly-wedded-to husband and toddler...whereas my baby girl just looks at me and shows off her new sparkly baby ones!! Thanks angel!!
I guess it's a sign of things to come!! Get to 40...fall apart!! In all senses of the word.
And when I wake up in the morning and see my lovely false nashers smiling at me from the glass on the bedside table I know in that instant I have not turned into my Mother, oh no.....I'm my bloody Grandmother bless her soul.
All I need now are the curlers and hairnet!!!
Oh well, on the bright side at least I won't need to dress up for Halloween!
And maybe, just maybe I will have my new front teeth by Christmas......
Here's hoping!!
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