9.11.12

#Swangate!

Thought I'd take the munchkins out today to feed the ducks.
Off we set armed with stale supplies.
We weren't long!!
Jesus, swans are scary!!
There we were by the waters edge when I saw them approach.
"Luke, let go of the bread.....LET GO OF THE BREAD!"
I swear it was nearly as big as me..Well Amy then!! And those beaks, terrifying!
I ran..well as fast as a toddler on a buggyboard attached to a pushchair would allow!
"I don't like big dooks mummy!"
Me neither...

1.11.12

What grinds my gears!!

When the lovely Mama Owl at http://my-lifeandkids.blogspot.co.uk/ tagged me in this #meme, I felt slightly anxious as I have only been blogging a couple of weeks and already upset some fellow bloggees  with one of my posts.
But as she rightly pointed out its my blog and I can write what I like! So I will! And maybe grow a pair and stop being so sensitive about what others think of me!!

Things that mash my swede!

- Doctors receptionists! Why are they always so bloody rude?

- The horrible whining noise that my two year old son has perfected and uses, well nearly all the time.

- The high pitched screaming noise that my one year old daughter has also perfected and uses most of the time.

- The above two noises when heard together.

- My husbands blank expression when I repeat a conversation we had an hour ago.

- Jeremy Kyle.....TWAT!!!

- The way my Mum can push all my buttons with just ONE look!  And make me feel about thirteen again within five minutes of being in her presence.

- Sticky kitchen surfaces!! Yuck.

- Noisy eaters, people who talk with their mouth full of food, people who play with their food, people who don't eat food! You get the gist???

- Those old women who tut at you when your child is having a meltdown in Sainsburys!!! Yes love, they were dragged up, and I have no idea about discipline!!
I mean, seriously!!! Have you ever tried to reason with a two year old who wants, needs HAS TO HAVE THAT PEPPA PIG DVD RIGHT NOWWWW!!

- Size 8 clothes....cause they used to fit me, before two babies and married life!!



I could go on and on! But I don't want this to turn into a moany old rant!!!

So I shall let some others take over!!

The meme rules are to tag back to the creator and the person who tagged you.

The lady who came up with this fab idea is Mummy of Many Talents at http://mummyofmanytalents.wordpress.com/

And here are my tags